Matthew Thomson
Matthew Thomson

The last time my players got snarky with a villain mid-monologue, he whipped out a gun and shot them, and continues talking 😂

11 soat oldin
David Rupp
David Rupp

Back when my druid was lower levelled this was the go to spell. We had to chase an assassin through a residential building once, and sending a flaming sphere after them through the floor made the whole process so much easier.

11 soat oldin
ShadowAxon
ShadowAxon

I'm not showing my players this one.

11 soat oldin
Just Bull
Just Bull

True strike is one of those "why does this exist?" Cantrips. There are a myriad ways to gain advantage that do not cost you an entire round of action economy. Maybe if you REALLY needed advantage on your next high-costing ray spell on the next round for some kind of awkward, heavily resource reliant setup, you could go for it but... Why? This is a question for many expensive setups that is always answered with an extremely specific situation that you will never find yourself in, because you died seven levels ago by not picking up a damage cantrip.

11 soat oldin
Claus Roquefort
Claus Roquefort

you can fit all of these damage severities on a D6. It's all you need really. 1-2: 'tis but a scratch! 3-4: a proper cut or severe bruise, tendons and muscles might be severed 5-6: a devastating blow or straightup amputation

11 soat oldin
Warpsmith West
Warpsmith West

I just use gambling rules, this also includes forcing consistently lucky or unlucky players to use house dice if it looks like they're fudging rolls.

11 soat oldin
Claus Roquefort
Claus Roquefort

make it depend upon the caster's understanding of the thing they are mending. anyone intelligent can look at chainmail and understand how the links are connected, but it would take someone with medical skills to put a corpse back together.

11 soat oldin
Guy from the Internet
Guy from the Internet

My DM hated this spell so much. Would use it again.

12 soat oldin
Layla Black
Layla Black

one of the most famos "Best dice" is the "Golden Snitch" a dice used by tellesin jaffe in critical role campaign 1 it was so good that matt took it after the campain

12 soat oldin
normal6969
normal6969

A genius level funny evil and useful presentation. If I haven't been subscribed already, I'd do. Not one boring video!

12 soat oldin
ggsjags
ggsjags

This feels like some weird cult recruitment video.

12 soat oldin
50years ago
50years ago

Laura's die logic revealed!!! Thanks you so much now I understand why she has so many dice.

12 soat oldin
Mr Lasagna
Mr Lasagna

I played a wildfire druid, and on one turn i could sling fire spells (non concentration), move this spell, and as a free action tell my wildfire spirit to spit fire at something, good times

12 soat oldin
wisses
wisses

Most of the time I roll under 10 xD

13 soat oldin
Reidon
Reidon

Love the line. "But I went first, so I lit him the fuck up!" I've done close to this, but never with such style.

13 soat oldin
Doctor Discord
Doctor Discord

"I guess that works as a signal. Let's do it."

13 soat oldin
Sven Hallgren
Sven Hallgren

The Gygaxxian school of RP: Where you roll a stack of character sheets, for when your previous character dies from fall damage, or starves to death, or freezes to death, or gets crushed to death by boulders, or walks into a goblin ambush, or walks into a kobold trap, or fails to roll high enough before touching a door, or ends up on the same plane of existence as rot grubs...

13 soat oldin
bbbuster
bbbuster

What a bbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiii

13 soat oldin
jeroen92
jeroen92

Didn't understand anything you said... way too fast...

13 soat oldin
Francois Taljaardt
Francois Taljaardt

is the voice of that dragonborn South African? REPRESENT!!!

13 soat oldin
Alexandre Romao
Alexandre Romao

Her accent took me back to Afrikaans class, mevrou lecturing my soutie ass for butchering the oral exam...

12 soat oldin
TEXASAX
TEXASAX

Tale Spire looks fun, i hope it works with Shadowrun and The Dark eye as well, atleast one ad that is usefull XD

13 soat oldin
Emma ?
Emma ?

Pleasantly surprised to see feathered raptors in this animation (ah, serotonin!) Plus it’s always nice when people talk about dinosaurs in regards to druid

14 soat oldin
Himbo Ghost
Himbo Ghost

Now I'm imagining a world where can predetermine fate or read the luck in a room with a dice roll Like Divination wizards but maybe more urban fantasy

14 soat oldin
Rogue Spectre
Rogue Spectre

They can run, but they can’t-… No, they can’t run or hide…

14 soat oldin
Mamamew TheRani
Mamamew TheRani

Man, I spent 2 hours rolling dice once. I had new players who owned no dice of their own, so I decided to roll each one of my dice 250 times prior to the game and marked the results. This was only so I as the DM could determine the best die of the lot, with as close to equal chance to land on any number as I could get. I didn’t want to fuck over my players but I wanted to still get the tension ramping. The thing with dice, especially plastic, is that they can be unequally weighted just by having bubbles inside when getting manufactured. I really need to invest in some metal dice. It was my orange die. Bringing balance to the game in every roll. I love that die. But rolling dice for hours and tallying it is boring and kinda dumb. If you care, just Laura Bailey it and chuck dice that give you too many bad rolls.

14 soat oldin
Commander Captain
Commander Captain

3:02 What's your point, person within consequential area effect?

14 soat oldin
Collin Douglas
Collin Douglas

This is actually fucking amazing. Like Jesus fucking Christ

15 soat oldin
Soul is Here
Soul is Here

.....wait who is the third? Why have we not met them yet?

15 soat oldin
Kristian Kari
Kristian Kari

First I thought he was serious 🤣

15 soat oldin
Bishop
Bishop

What do you mean? this *is* serious.

11 soat oldin
OneeChanKnowsBest
OneeChanKnowsBest

Zee, you can't use attack of opportunity on someone who is forcibly moved.

15 soat oldin
Makaramus
Makaramus

Trouble is, its enemy choosing to move to not take extra damage so its not forced movement

13 soat oldin
crybaby190
crybaby190

good job that didnt come up then isnt it

14 soat oldin
BM03
BM03

The Flame Orb was kind of overkill, she had already done several 2d6 rolls to his ego. He's already defeated.

15 soat oldin
CamTheKitty
CamTheKitty

Being a Karen is more cringe damage

13 soat oldin
The S
The S

I've actually never seen this spell used. Cool stuff. Weird intro though.

16 soat oldin
Tom Wardle
Tom Wardle

I have a wonderful super prodigy. I mainly DM (because I love it) and I once introduced an NPC with it during a combat. He rolled five count 'em five natural 20s in a row. This dice is my golden boy and I only bring him out when I want my players to pay dearly or when when I need the heroic and well loved NPC to help them out of a tight jam.

16 soat oldin
Jarrod McMaugh
Jarrod McMaugh

Great viseo, but the "masculinity" monilogue has triggered advertising from a company called "make her chase you" Vomit for the ad, thumbs up for the content

16 soat oldin
Luke Krause
Luke Krause

Zee: *Creates Video about how to beat and bully someone with flaming spheres* Player: *Uses flaming sphere in the same way as in the video* Me the Dm using a Mage in combat: "I cast Counterspell."

16 soat oldin
Luke Krause
Luke Krause

@MizukiStone44 True but imagine an enemy spell caster counterspelling your party combo and turning invisible so the party will have to go through extra stepts just to do it all over again.

15 soat oldin
MizukiStone44
MizukiStone44

This is why multiple casters using it is so key.

16 soat oldin
Ricardo
Ricardo

i thought the dragonborn and interaction were hilarious i didnt think she would be so strangely controversial in the comments

16 soat oldin
Ivan Iliev
Ivan Iliev

I tried something similar to my last sorcerer, but a month kicked my ass. My first turn was a complete failure. And then I didn't get a chance to do anything. So now I don't like monks. and will stay at least 100 ft from any monk in any game.

16 soat oldin
Qmodi
Qmodi

i have not played DnD for that long but man this hits home in how i look at my dice XD

16 soat oldin
강남훈
강남훈

So what about 4 spheres?

16 soat oldin
Daniele Favaretto
Daniele Favaretto

I had a couple of d20, the twins I called them. They were the embodiment of my reckless attack great axe. The never let me down, I miss them a lot.

16 soat oldin
Collin Douglas
Collin Douglas

That's a good idea. I should steal that.

15 soat oldin
Sam Mahan
Sam Mahan

Mate just buy loaded dice, so much easier

17 soat oldin
OmniVirus HS
OmniVirus HS

If only this works for metal dice. XD

17 soat oldin
Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

I love how the quiet old druid is always doing really brutal things. Like he was on-board for cook-and-book with 0 convincing, and here he’s ready to kill on command

17 soat oldin
MasterZedOfNoWhere
MasterZedOfNoWhere

My first thought is grappling is really good with the spheres, set up a high athletics character to grapple and than either the enemy has to stick around and take the damage or waste an action to attempt to escape (maybe even the grappler feat to restrain for disadvantage on those dex saves).

17 soat oldin
Thermophile
Thermophile

Wouldn't the grappler also take damage?

16 soat oldin
Drew Horst
Drew Horst

Ayee nice Grateful Dead patch

17 soat oldin
GoldenDragon007
GoldenDragon007

Laura Bailey: * furiously writing down notes *

17 soat oldin
khristian625
khristian625

Got it. Buy Blorps for fudging. Buy diamonds in the rough for important saves. Buy fresh dice for training. Buy shy dice but roll their lows out early. Buy Low and Slow for DMing. Buy traitors so they can't hurt you. Buy Super Prodigies because they roll high but only when you believe they roll average. wait That's buying all of them. Sold.

17 soat oldin
raiserofchickens
raiserofchickens

Make Zee do a Kermit the Frog impression by quick rewinding at the beginning second of the video.

17 soat oldin
MrInvisibleJ
MrInvisibleJ

Love the animation, the work is great. Not super excited about the amount of immature chuds in the comments.

17 soat oldin
chris soto
chris soto

Help gonna try this in BG3

17 soat oldin
Xel Tanni
Xel Tanni

I wonder what that spell was the Warlock used at the end of the video. I guess we'll never know.

17 soat oldin
Mustard
Mustard

Man, I'd rather have just heard the villain monologue about his titles than hear that overgrown lizard whine.

18 soat oldin
Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

eff that the dragonborn is the best part I’ve watched the first half like 5 times cause her delivery is great and the animation makes it so funny

17 soat oldin
dmbadcat
dmbadcat

This is why gatekeeping isn't all bad.

17 soat oldin
John Marcrander
John Marcrander

Alright I don’t know what race these guys are but I’ll give it a shot Volidar: Dragonborn Ix: high elf/ half elf Belo: Moon elf/Vedalken Correct if I’m wrong tho

18 soat oldin
ShotokanWarriorPete
ShotokanWarriorPete

This episode brought to you by Laura Bailey.

18 soat oldin
abbsnn cose
abbsnn cose

hope the next episode is called how to train your dungeons and dragons

18 soat oldin
Jere Bear
Jere Bear

I had just realized that we have two characters here with four fingers, I don’t know what to do with that knowledge but I did spend some time looking and boy they are rare Love this content

18 soat oldin
SgtTeddybear59
SgtTeddybear59

Me: "Oh, He's talking about how some dice are physically off balance because of production and statistically roll differently... ... Oh, Nevermind, This is satire."

18 soat oldin
Schlaym
Schlaym

Satire? You don't play enough. This is a MAN who finally isn't afraid to say the TRUTH!

15 soat oldin
Billy Wohlwend
Billy Wohlwend

All of my dice are traitors. Every. Single. One.

18 soat oldin
abbsnn cose
abbsnn cose

rolling out your 1s pre-game is for cowards and cheats.

18 soat oldin
Dorkmax
Dorkmax

This has the same energy as Door Monster's vid "Bad Dice"

18 soat oldin
Thomas Petrucka
Thomas Petrucka

This is accurate and hilarious. Thank you.

18 soat oldin
Matthew dewey
Matthew dewey

"Where's my simulacrum?" No way that's not going to become a plot point later.

18 soat oldin
harro george
harro george

I have some dice that like attack rolls, and some that like saves, so I remember which ones are more reliable for each type of roll.

18 soat oldin
QuestionTime
QuestionTime

Dear fucking god I need that music.

18 soat oldin
TheBystanderNed
TheBystanderNed

traveling man by ofer koren

18 soat oldin
Lady Mindkoff
Lady Mindkoff

❄🎄🔯🎁✨👼🎑😌❄🎁✨👼🎄 *God demonstrated His love to us by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to Give us eternal life.* *He also promised to heal your body.* *If you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead* *He'll give you eternal life* *(look up and ask HIM)*

18 soat oldin
Joachim Larsson
Joachim Larsson

and why are you using the jewish symbol if youre christian?

17 soat oldin
harro george
harro george

Could you not spout Christmas stuff in June? I'm a Christian too but this is a bit overboard.

18 soat oldin
Lady Mindkoff
Lady Mindkoff

❄🎄🔯🎁✨👼🎑😌❄🎁✨👼🎄 *God demonstrated His love to us by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to Give us eternal life.* *He also promised to heal your body.* *If you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead* *He'll give you eternal life* *(look up and ask HIM)*

18 soat oldin
HiEv
HiEv

Sorry, I'm not into that whole "human sacrifice" thing. It's just creepy.

15 soat oldin
LeoIsMaking
LeoIsMaking

Gary Gygax, along with being an awesome dude by all accounts, was also blessed with having the right last name to invent D&D. The adjective "Gygaxian" sounds like something that would fit right in in Greyhawk.

19 soat oldin
Commander Captain
Commander Captain

Zee: traitor Dice: _we know when we're bought_

19 soat oldin
Commander Captain
Commander Captain

Zee: reliable slow and low Beastie Boys: _that is the tempo_

19 soat oldin
scorp532
scorp532

ah, small fireball

19 soat oldin
ayden Alvey.
ayden Alvey.

Wait.....what if I were to multiclass a druid bard mix, use heat metal and then wildshape into a owl then fly away....only to leave my party to finish them off before returning and yelling: *C O O K A N D B O O O O O K!*

19 soat oldin
Ryan Tan
Ryan Tan

I once rolled a 3 and had noddle arms and legs for a campaign

19 soat oldin
bluesight _
bluesight _

I love the dragonborn! I hope you do more of that character! :D

19 soat oldin
Peter Jarl
Peter Jarl

How does 1 casting create multiple saves? It’s says they all hit simultaneously. Does a dragon’s breath weapon created 8 saves because it does 8d8? No. So why would magic missile be any different?

19 soat oldin
Peter Jarl
Peter Jarl

3:13 jocat got owned

19 soat oldin
Sarratugga Rites
Sarratugga Rites

But sentinel ignores disengage so he wouldn't be able to run anyway

19 soat oldin
Chase JabL
Chase JabL

Gentle Repose, mend, revivify. Made me laugh so hard my body about shutdown.

19 soat oldin
Yi Da Tan
Yi Da Tan

Oh wow, this was more eye-opening than i th- Wait... is that a Butt jar

19 soat oldin
Yi Da Tan
Yi Da Tan

@Tim Woods Ahhhh, right, took me a while to see what u meant, but i got it. Thanks haha

18 soat oldin
Tim Woods
Tim Woods

Haha, no. It might look like it, but it's more of a fishtank/candy jar. Round on the edge and flat on the sides.

18 soat oldin
harro george
harro george

Umm, please explain? I'm a bit confused.

18 soat oldin
Demi Slade
Demi Slade

So when's lesson two?

19 soat oldin